scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
that's an acceptable place to lick
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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