New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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