What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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