and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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