so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm always down for nudity.
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