Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the day after is always just damage control
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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