stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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