yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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