I need help removing her.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I need a burrito and a hug.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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