Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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