clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
