I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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