We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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