He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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