so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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