Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
All I want is dick and wine.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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