i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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