i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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