I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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