It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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