Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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