How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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