did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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