She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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