Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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