? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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