singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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