Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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