4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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