oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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