That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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