The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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