Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I had to cum in my sink.
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