ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Ladies don't puke and tell
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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