So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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