Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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