i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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