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say what?
wanna hang out?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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