Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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