You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just googled if crying burns calories
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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