Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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