the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
