erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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