I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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