yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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