He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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