is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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