My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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