More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
But we have bathrooms and they dont
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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