i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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