ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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