I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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