I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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