he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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